I came across this today at work and it made me smile and laugh so I thought I'd pass it along. FYI - I cleaned it up a little because if my mama actually saw the real version coming from me that would entitle me to having my mouth washed out with soap.
"I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine - you're friggin special."
Good news - the pink trike made its way to my front door! Now the hubby just has to put it together, it should be a good show! Have a good weekend!